August 2009
1 post
Aug 19th
July 2009
1 post
The natural instinct
Well hello there Salmon-followers, I know, I know, it’s been quite some time since we updated you with some fishy shenanigans. Well I have a bit of a fish tale for you today. The other friday, I took Salmon to some light-hearted comedy. We went to see the Moonfish Rhumba no less. (www.moonfishrhumba.com) Salmon was a very squiffy fish after only having a few pints in SPOC. The pint of...
Jul 29th
June 2009
2 posts
Jun 5th
A salmon in training
Earlier this week I sat next to the salmon in a social media training session. I thought for those Salmon fans across the world I would jot down a few dear diary moments of how a fish out of water behaves: 12:13 - Salmon burps 12:21 - Salmon has a good old scratch 12:28 - Salmon puts his hand in his pocket 12:34 - Salmon checks his phone (probably to see if salmoness had been in touch) 13:08...
Jun 5th
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May 2009
22 posts
May 29th
May 29th
May 29th
May 29th
May 29th
THE FRIDAY SALMON BLOGGING
Hi hi, So, it’s Friday, I’m listening to Simply (salmon) Red and there is no better time to add a few tidbits to the Salmon blog. This week, Salmon has been mostly chipper, despite a vehicular malfunction. Things are definitely on the up as he is delighted with the white Magnum that he has just received. Who knew fish liked ice cream? So, on to Salmon observations. Firstly, this...
May 29th
May 27th
Salmon Stamps
As I am set at my desk, Rik Salmon is very carefully organising the stamp collection and it got me thinking…. a range of salmon stamps would be delightful.
May 27th
May 27th
Sunday, May 10, 2009 Finding the Salmon of My Dreams I don’t go eating just ANY salmon I find. Heck, I don’t go dating just ANY guy either! In fact, I realized there are many similarities between salmon and men. After researching for this blog post, I think I understand both a little bit better than before! Let’s start with The Dating Game. Bachelor #1 is Johnny Farm-Raised....
May 27th
May 22nd
May 22nd
May 22nd
From Sloganizer: some choice salmon lines
hands that do dishes can be as soft as your salmon get serious, get salmon try salmon, you’ll like it unzip the salmon four out of five dentists recommend salmon you too can have a salmon like mine I’ve seen the future and its salmon Only a fool breaks the salmon And my all time favourite: No salmon, no comment.
May 21st
May 21st
May 21st
May 21st
Salmon sweater shenanigans
Yesterday, I was particularily thrilled to come to the office and notice that the Salmon was wearing a Salmon coloured polo top, some of the thoughts that spring to mind. Salmon wrap Salmon on Salmon Salmon encased in salmon It was not a salmon en croute Today the Salmon is going for a cheap pizza at Goodge Street/Charlotte Street crossroads. If he went to Guildford train station he could...
May 21st
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May 21st
May 21st
We muse, he views
Yes, we’ve been waiting with baited breath. We love the the Salmon. He brings light to our lives and flannels to our salmon. The premise of the blog is this: we muse on all things salmon related/that may be of interest to salmon and Rik Salmon himself will give his views on our musings. Excited? WE ARE! Let the salmon begin.
May 21st
May 21st